The Bit in Between

Dear Mrs. Sue Burbia…

Posted by: Drake on: April 29, 2008

The disgusting deliciousness of Burrata has me in its evil grip. It’s the only thing I can eat without wincing in pain from the braces that hold my mouth hostage. I hold you responsible for any extra cellulite that shows up on my ass. I must now go and spend 15mins in the bathroom brushing, flossing and picking Burrata from my teeth.

I hate you.

Best,
Drake

1 Response to "Dear Mrs. Sue Burbia…"

Be grateful, my dear friend. The last food obsession I created for Cakesters is essentially like taping fat directly onto your thighs. At least the burrata provides wonderful things like calcium — good for those beautiful teeth!

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